jschlatt Shirt
jschlatt Shirt
- PRE ORDER ENDS: APRIL 18th
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This is an exclusive limited time PRE-ORDER ITEM and will not be available for purchase once the order window has closed! Any items added to this order will be held until ALL items are ready to ship
- In Collaboration with @jschlatt
- Artist: @Lux
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92.5% Cotton / 7.5% Elastane
- Shirt Color: Black
- Unisex sizing
- Sizes: Small - 6XL
People asked who the character was the day I wore it, said Jchlatt/rammie as a waifu, they laughed, good times, the arts on there pretty good, its not the sort of merch where it peels off after a month so thats nice
So, when the universe was created. The sole purpose of it, was to get to point, where Jebedihah shatt we're manifested. And i am a proud and happy man, that had a wonderful opportunity of making a purchase of that incredible product. That has been made by a unique and professional man like JShahlt.
When i got the product i was a little exited and i peed a little in my pants when i saw a courier. Then i suggested him a gift for delivering me such a present, and took my clothes of right in front of him. He didn't really liked it for some reason, as like as my Wife and our 4 kids that we're in our living room when i did that.
Unfortunately the delivery man had to decline my offer and i stood there, naked, Ashamed and offended. The only thing that helped me not end it all there, was a shirt... JChat shirt. I put it on, and stood there hearing how my wife was yelling at me, for some reason. But the only thing that i cared at the moment was a shirt, that perfectly hid my buttcheeks and balls. I stood there and looking at a shirt made me a little happy, so my weiner got hard and my wife slapped me with a belt before kicking out of the house. Now i am homeless, and I don't have anything besides that shirt, and i am grateful to god that he gave me an opportunity, and a challenge. To see how loyal i am, to Jabbashat.
You must be wondering, why am i so grateful to him?
I will tell you.
When i was a kid, in 1999 i was walking my way from a friend's house, and... I saw Him... He was dressed in a suit, had his gun, and he was helping homeless men eat. By stuffing brick inside his mouth. I instantly felt erected, and were a bit shy of approaching HIM... But i decided to take a risk, and i stepped forward. Some stupid girl were walking Infront of me and i bumped into her... She saw me and thought that i look good for some reason, I wasn't caring what she would say. I was trying to reach for Jhlalat.
But when i pushed her over, he already left... Unfortunately she continued following me and thought that my erection was from her... I just couldn't get her off and... Fast forward we married... I thought she was a gift that we're left by my beautiful JuScaaht.
So we named our first son Jibidih, she acted like she didn't understand the reference and we lived a happy life... Until today.
But even if god decided to test me, I won't back down. I will love Jatt and will express it in every possible way.
Also the quality of the shirt is amazing and i discovered that it can soak a huge amounts of liquid, even dense liquid, and it leaves no stains on it for some reason Which is great. Magnificent shirt, recommend to everyone
Great art style and colour usage. Unethically Marvelous Tits.
Just marvelous!